Empty Hoodie
Empty Hoodie
30 Day Money-Back Guarantee
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30 Day Money-Back Guarantee
30 Day Money-Back Guarantee
We accept returns within 30 days if you aren't completely happy with your order. No questions asked!
We Give Back
We Give Back
10% of our profits are donated to men's mental health & suicide prevention charities. See our About Us page to learn more.
Shipping Information
Shipping Information
Free shipping on orders of $60+
Shipping for orders below $60 is a flat rate of $3.99
Ships within 2-5 business days.
Material & Care
Material & Care
Material:
65% cotton and 35% polyester
100% cotton exterior
Matching flat drawstrings
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, inside out with like colors
Tumble dry on low heat
Do not iron printed areas
Do not dry clean
You’re not tired; you’re dad tired. The "Empty" hoodie says what every dad feels after juggling work, school pickups, late-night monster patrols, and fixing whatever broke this time. Featuring a gas gauge permanently stuck on E, it’s a funny and painfully accurate badge of honor for the dads who somehow keep going even when there’s nothing left in the tank.
Throw it on, grab another cup of coffee, and remind the world that no one powers through burnout like a dad.
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