Every dad knows the feeling. One minute, you're the proud holder of a full wallet, and the next—POOF—it's all gone, spent on toys, snacks, gas, and the never-ending list of family essentials. You might not be rolling in cash, but you’re definitely rolling with the punches, making sure your family has everything they need.

It’s a lighthearted way to say, “Yeah, I’m broke, but it’s worth every penny.” Wear it while running errands, at family gatherings, or just lounging around the house, and get a good laugh from everyone who knows exactly what it means.

Because being a dad might mean being straight outta money, but it also means being rich in all the things that truly count.